Dear Tyler (consequently Gevan too),
Thank you for getting more pigeons. They are handy to have around. Now I can tie messages to their tiny feet and have them fly to Prince William to inform him of the rendezvous location. It is very Harry Potter-ish. The possibilities are exciting! Wait, what, what is that you say? These pigeons tumble and look like they are dying whilst flying? What else do they do? Have babies. Yes, and? Oh, nothing. Okay. Cool? I am glad we spent $15 on them and $20 in gas to drive to pick up their worthless pooping-in-their-water asses. Sorry Prince William. You will have to wait.
Sincerely, Emily Herold
You are learning the ways of hunting well!
Peace be with you, Sensei
I cleaned out my fridge today, this included using soapy water and a rag. I did, however; put back all the moldy food. :) Kidding