Summer began in Whatcom County around July 9th.
I began working outside 4+ hours a day around July 9th.
Combo those two together and I get tan. Tan like a kid at work asked if I came from Mexico, granted she said her dad was tan and he came from the Navy, but still, I get pretty dark.
However, for the summer of 2010 I was worried.
I have to wear a strapless wedding dress. I can't wear a strapless at work. Prepping baseball fields and selling pop to children would not go well in a strapless. So instead, I wore spaghetti straps and short shorts. Yes, I still looked like a floozy but at least my shirt stayed on.
I am worried about tan lines.
I can't have them. A white dress just doesn't work the tan lines. (only carhartts d0)
After all my efforts though not get tan lines, I still got them. I needed strapless. Damn.
Good thing they make fake tan lotion for me to put on my little strap lines. Although, that shit scares me. Who knows what nasty chemicals are in that.
The things I do to be beautiful (which is all the time).