Argh, it is November and I forgot to put up the phone message from my childhood for October.
I still have to do it though because it was really good.
Sissy and I would do it together and it went like this,
"Zis is zee Haunted House of the H(last name)'s
Vee vant to suck your blood
So leave your name and a message
Or we'll find you in your sleeP (emphasis on the P, like spitting emphasis)"
It may not look as good on paper but damn, we really made it scary and poetic.